Hi my name is Cami and my entire blog is one big pulp fiction joke i don't even like mcdonalds all that much

20,000 tags under the sea


importantbirds:

This birb is very important. He is 28 years old and knows many words. Most importantly: curse words & loud beeping noises. This birb once fell off his perch and yelled “whoops!”

Funkest old gentleman who say a BAD PHRASE and teach a youngun how a swear a words.  NO gramplom, ples donut have the childe learn the “dingus” and a “dangus” words


posted 6 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 844 notes
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#Madi

wonderous-world:

Twinkle by Mark Bridger


posted 7 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 3655 notes
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Catching bad guys and look good doing it. 

posted 7 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 2387 notes
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carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink


posted 8 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 75090 notes
via weebofficial © carpeumbra

awwww-cute:

Boyfriend said he didn’t want another cat


posted 9 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 1490 notes
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edible-emotions:

me.


posted 9 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 123782 notes
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posted 10 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 204382 notes
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posted 10 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 67604 notes
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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn


posted 10 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 95295 notes
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h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!


posted 10 hours ago on 27/7/2014 with 67553 notes
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